Training them up right

I firmly believe in training or teaching my son to grow up to be a man. I want him to be able to provide for a family, do hard physical labor, maintain car and houses. In general, I want him to be a manly man.

However

There are exceptions

I think my daughters should know how to mow a lawn and take care of finances.

On that same token, I think my boy should be able to help around the house.

And it is never to early to teach him the art of laundry.

Here is my boy. He is saying “Ooooo, Ooooo”
that is his favorite word.


“Oooo Ooooo wassat” (“whats that”….his second favorite word)


“Now son, that is a washing machine, a pretty shiny new one.”


“See all the clothes go round and round…..”

(at this moment I would like to take second and say a prayer of thanks, that I am in my warm house watching my laundry being cleaned, instead of down at the lake banging them against a rock)



“Whoa, stay focused buddy…focus, focus….I have more to teach you….”








And this is where he makes a quick exit……




So much for that lesson!

That’s my Guy!

I tease my husband a lot about being a geek. He was a computer geek before, well, before anyone knew what a computer geek was! Sometime between Sunday night and Monday morning my computer crashed. I mean major! It was so crashed it couldn’t even boot up enough to tell us it had crashed. I am thinking that all my stuff is gone, e-mail, files, pictures, bookmarks, everything. So PIC determines that my hard drive has gone bad, very, very, bad. That means a new computer right? Something we cannot afford, so that would mean no computer. AAAAA….that is what keep me sane! PIC calmly explains that “no, it doesn’t mean a new computer, it means a new hard drive, and those are about 80$”. Whew, we can swing 80$. So he proceeds to order us a new hard drive and had it second day aired to us. That is all well, and good, but what about my stuff? My pictures? My e-mail? My files? I didn’t want to say anything to him, I figured that there wasn’t anything that could be done, and I didn’t want to frustrate him. I would just have to start over with everything. He came home that night with a nifty little gadget, call an “external USB port” …I seriously know what that is, I really do, I swear! He pulls out my sad broken little hard drive and pops it into his nifty gadget. Viola….it is getting my stuff. My files, pictures, e-mail…all that! Yesterday the new hard drive came, PIC spent the evening installing the new hard drive and setting everything up, he even installed Vista. He also restored all my files, e-mails, and pictures! WOOHOO!! I LOVE my little computer geek boy! YAY!!!

Creative Soultions

My PIC is a smart, smart man. Sometime I forget that, especially when it comes to the kids. Friday is cleaning day around here, and everybody is expected to pitch in. It involves more than your basic picking up and making your bed. We dust, vacuum, change sheets, wash window seals, light switches, clean bathrooms, scrub toilets and tubs. My two oldest punks are in charge of their room and the basement, and any other jobs I need help with, but mainly their bedroom. Yesterday they basically fought and bickered the whole time. Punk #2 kept telling me she was finished, and when I would check, she was anything but finished! Punk #1 suddenly forgot how to make a bed, and couldn’t work with her little sister in the same room. ARGH!!! After fighting with them from 4:00 to about 10:00 I gave up and sent them to bed, with the promise it would be done in the morning. Well the morning came, and so did the bickering. I was at my wits end! I was laying in bed (trying to sleep in a little) and I could hear them in their basement bedroom fighting. Well PIC came up with a plan. He called the girls upstairs and found his duct tape. He taped them together! One arm and one leg, and told them that when the bedroom was clean and they stopped fighting they would be let loose. I thought he was a little nutty, I figured that they would fight even worse! It only took about 2 minutes, and they were laughing! Laughing! They were giggling and laughing trying to figure out how to walk down the stairs together. They went to their room and cleaning it in about 20 minuets, laughing and talking the whole time. I was surprised. Very, very surprised. My man is a smarty pants!

Funny Kids

My little brother just left on a mission. So everytime we pray we mention him. My little 3 year old said today at breakfast “please bless I be 5 soon so Marc come home.”

Punk #3

This is punk #3, or the middle punk. She is definitely a middle child!
I never have to worry about trying to find her in a crowd,
she will find me
and she will let everybody know
that she found me.
*******
There she is waving.
She is in afternoon Kindergarten and since the program is in the morning she was dropped off at her class room right before the program started.
Looks like she forgot to take her coat off.
Oh man, she looks like one big coat,
and there she is on the front row…playing a part!
“Hey, Sarah, Sarah…..SARAH!!!!”
Me and about 10 other mom’s are trying to get her attention
She is too busy bouncing up and down (the kid can’t sit still)
“SARAH!!”
“Oh, what mom?”
“Take your coat off”
“What?”
“Take your coat off!! Your coat!…good, quick bring it to me”
Whew, got that taken care of, now we can see her
and her “blitzen” name card.
When they got to her part of the song she got to jump high in the air.
She practiced, and practiced that part.
For days…and days…and days….

My sweet, intense, bouncy punk #3!


Now, I promise this is the last post about my kids program
Until the end of the year.
And then we get to go to three more!!!
WooHoo!!!